Bonnie, my wife, is a cute little Toivo-Maki

Sometimes instead of Toivo I call her Zit-backi

Her lips are luscious red, she has mocha blonde hair

She has huge gaping holes in her favorite underwear

Her eyes sparkle like agates that sit in the sun

Her looks in the morning are second to none

Eyes that twinkle and dance, they make her look grand

Oh this complex, sexy woman can be hard to understand

Touch her, caress her, and treat her so tender

Make her peanut butter fruit smoothies in the blender

For smoothies give her power to make ball go far

And not to forget an occasional par

A teacher from Texas with a touch of high-class

She can slam down 3 beers, no need for a glass

How she gets it all done is a great mystery

She is my Bonnie, she means much to me.